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hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

aosii:

MY DASH DID THE THING OHMYGOD

THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

aosii:

MY DASH DID THE THING OHMYGOD

THIS IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

arielandjim:

batter-the-spoopy-sempai:

murryclurr:

so my sister had homecoming last weekend and all the guys in her group secretly decided on undercover superhero identities and wore the corresponding colors to match the shirts underneath and revealed them during this picture and it was perfect.

THE HELLO KITTY ONE.

Im sorry but if you dont love this im judging you to hell i want this to happen me so bad omfg

death-limes:

cowbuttcrunchies:

Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars, and “Lord of the Rings”.

What a bunch of nerds.

Hhhhammy | ♎ Pyropi  | ♊ Gothichamlet | ♒ Terieri

FUCKIN ERIDAN

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

officialunitedstates:

Sending a winky face is sexting and you’re going to jail