Errr... Nobody Important


it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 


I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.


finally updating the AU yess

so John and Rose like going exploring underwater places and stuff and they get in trouble at times

and Jade met Dave in some sea cave and then they became friends so that sorta turned into their meeting place ((also Dave probably carries his sunglasses around and puts them on when he’s out of the water pftahah)



when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher


*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school


I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.


sometimes i’m worried somebody is spying on me through my webcam cuz they’re going to see me pick my nose


"the government sees everything you do online!"
um ok what’re they going to see? me being a fucking weeaboo?